No marriage proposals, please.

Look, I know I’m a catch (fish joke), but would all you females stop stalking me.

Got an email the other day from a Russian salmon wanting marriage and to spawn my children.

No, no, no!

I wish to live a monastic life. Think of me as a rather WET Zen Master monk.

Regards, Colin

PS: You’ll forget me in time.
PS PS: Actually you won’t. I just said that in a vain attempt to make you feel better.


One response to “No marriage proposals, please.

  1. You are just being coy!

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