As promised Colin’s review of “JAWS!”:
Summary: A rollicking comedy about humans too dumb to stay out of the water.
Verdict: Yes, yes, this movie is a little ripper, I had quite a chuckle. Look, I know that you (homo sapiens) may be a little upset by my reaction to this film, that you might consider it a little insensitive to enjoy people being eaten, but look at it from a fish’s point of view. How many of us fish have YOU humans eaten? Yes, you’ve got my point. Quite a few. So, don’t complain. To fish everywhere the shark in JAWS! is a hero – our Che Guevara!
I’m giving this movie 5 fins!
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