No pets allowed.

Look, George if I wanted a pet I would’ve asked for one!

Folks, do you know what this homo sapiens idiot has gone and done?

Go on, guess.

No, that’s not right. Look, I’ll tell you or we’ll be here all day.

He’s bought me a snail!

That’s right – a snail!

He said he thought I might be lonely.

Now I’ve got to share my tank with a slime.

Actually, there was something weird about George when he placed it in the aquarium. His voice was all funny and he spoke like a robot. He said, “HERE-IS-A-LITTLE-FRIEND-FOR-YOU.”

See what I mean?

It’s like he’s been hypnotised.

There’s something extremely odd about this snail. I’m keeping my eye on it.

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