Stay out of the water, homo sapiens!

After my insightful review of “Jaws!” I’ve had numerous pathetic requests from homo sapiens types (aka YOU) asking advice regarding potential shark attack and seeking preventative measures. So here it is. I’ve summed it up in two neat equations:

FISH = WATER
HUMANS = LAND

Simple, isn’t it?

Regards, Colin

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