The following duel is a result of negative comments allegedly made by me, Wise Colin, regarding the feeble-mindedness of goldfish.
Let me set the scene.
Dawn. A deserted park. Mist slowly clears. Two small aquariums sit on a table.
Colin, seconded by his trusty fish-whisperer and human companion George gets ready for the challenge. Whilst nearby, goldfish Alistair and his human goldfish-fancier Lance, also prepare.
The time for the duel approaches. Grim-faced, the seconds meet. They toss a coin to see who will go first.
Colin wins. Each fish is allowed one joke only.
Colin tells his joke.
Now it is Alistair’s turn.
VERDICT: I think I’ll let you be the judge.