Dear homo sapiens,
Are you blind? Do you not see? The signs are all about, but you ignore them.
UFOs are here! They are stalking us. They are abducting your fellows.
End your denial now. Colin brings you proof. Colin will opens your eyes.
Look at this sign. This is no doubt how YOU see it – an innocent indication that you are approaching a hump in the road. But no!
Here is how COLIN sees it!