Fascist road signs!

NO, no, no, no, no, no, no! Plus one more NO because I am so cross.

Humans, this is just not good enough!

You know I hate to be critical of YOU (again), but just look at these fascist road signs. What do you see? What thing do they all have in common?

Yes – that’s right. Well spotted! They all end in “ING”.

What conformity, what slavish obedience to the rules of the English language! Just typical of your species.

See how a fish handles it. Try these – Zen Master Wise Colin’s liberated examples:

OK, it mightn’t be good English, but it focuses the mind.


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