Farewell Blue Fin Tuna

As President of the Wise Colin’s Fish Hall of Fame I would like to extend my deepest sympathy to all Blue Fin Tuna. Unfortunately dear tuna, these homo sapiens types just don’t get it. They’re just stomachs on legs. Sure, they have a brain but not enough omega 3 to power it. That’s why they keep eating fish. And they will keep eating us until there is nothing left.

(UN’s Convention on International Trade in Endangered Species fails to protect bluefin.)



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