Fly fishing! At last here is a recreational sport for me. I hate flies. They are pesky creatures, always buzzing about outside my aquarium. And I have noticed you humans hate them too – always swatting them.
Yes, count me in – hand me a rod!
Oops, faux pas alert!
George – my human fish whisperer companion – has just informed me that in some parts of the world the word “fly” is another word for the zip at the front of mens’ trousers.
Fly fishing? Let’s not go there!
Gee, humans, why do you make things so complicated?