A word from goldfish Alistair
Hi, I am Alistair, the world’s SMARTEST goldfish or so says Wise Colin and I believe him. I have a personal trainer named Lance and a best friend called Errol, who is an emo. Some say goldfish are dumb (I prefer the term thought-challenged), but we’re not! I have thoughts. Sometimes.
This is me. I think. (We goldfish all look the same.)
This is Lance, my personal trainer. Some say he is very handsome. They are lying. But don't tell him that - he suffers from low self-esteem. (Why do you think he hangs out with goldfish?)
This is my best friend Errol. He's a very depressed emo. His favourite hobby is sharpening blunt razor blades.