Category Archives: Cartoon

Happy Birthday, Mr President!


Wise Colin, illustrious President of Wise Colin’s Fish Hall of Fame, celebrates his birthday.

Below fish-girl of his dreams, sexy blonde bombshell Marilyn Angelfish sings him “Happy Birthday”.

Marilyn Angelfish sings President Wise Colin a husky, seductive rendition of 'Happy Birthday'.

If only other presidents were so lucky.


Ceci n’est pas une pipe

Step right up, step right up.

Let me set the scene.

As a tribute to mime master Marcel Marceau, street performer and Siamese fighting fish Wise Colin will now perform his impersonation of the  Belgium surrealist artist René Magritte’s painting of the smoker’s pipe.

Promenading French-speaking fans gather about his aquarium and stare in awe. Cheers go up from the crowd, thrilled by his performance. Meanwhile  a snooty-nosed art critic from a nearby gallery strolls past and joins the crowd. He makes a disparaging remark.

Colin is unperturbed.

Busker Wise Colin does a smoker's pipe.

Note Colin’s intense concentration. You can almost see him think.

Los Angeles sardines record attempt

No, no, no, no, no and one more no, just in case you missed my outrage!

The mass death of so many sardines in Los Angeles is nothing more than another sardine attempt at sublime exhibitionism.

Talk about fifteen minutes of fame. It is a well-known fact, known by all Siamese fighting fish, that sardines are simply attention seekers and will do ANYTHING to get into a record book. Any record book. Just look at this pathetic example below in which sardines attempt an entry into the Guinness Book of Records.

Always room for one more.

I rest my case.

Clown fish

Wise Colin attends a clown workshop

Lone Ranger Fish

Who is that masked fish?  Why it’s the Lone Ranger fish!

Incognito fish stalks underwater prairie after watching too many 1950s TV re-runs.

(Shhh! Don’t tell anyone, but it’s actually Wise Colin heavily in disguise.)

The seahorse and the equal opportunity boss

Below Sam the Seahorse, secretary of the Wise Colin Fish Hall of Fame,  asks equal opportunity employer, Wise Colin (President) for parental leave to give birth to a new batch of seahorses.  Sam, like other sensitive new-age male seahorses, takes on the responsibility of giving birth to his offspring which were deposited as eggs in his breeding pouch by his female partner, Gloria.

A note to all equal opportunity employers – Wise Colin’s use of his famous Zen thought technique, the “double om” for controlling his temper must not be used for prolonged periods.  If bad temper persists, consult a doctor.

Sardines seek fame

The same old con job. Guinness Book of Records hopefuls.

Sucked in again! You sardines fall for the same old trick every time. All they have to say is, “You want to break the record?” And you hop straight in the can. These humans are conning you, sardines – it’s got nothing to do with the Guinness Book of Records.

Take Wise Colin’s advice – fame just ain’t worth it.