Wise Colin attends a clown workshop.
Wise Colin hopes to star in any re-make of Finding Nemo.
Wise Colin, illustrious President of Wise Colin’s Fish Hall of Fame, celebrates his birthday.
Below fish-girl of his dreams, sexy blonde bombshell Marilyn Angelfish sings him “Happy Birthday”.
If only other presidents were so lucky.
Who is that masked fish? Why it’s the Lone Ranger fish!
(Shhh! Don’t tell anyone, but it’s actually Wise Colin heavily in disguise.)
Some customers can be hard to please. Here Wise Colin, bartender extraordinaire, uses his Zen skills of patience and tolerance in engaging with a difficult goldfish customer. Others would have resorted to violence.
If you’re a male, read no further. This post is not for your eyes.
This is an account of a cougar ladies night out hosted by fish fossil Mrs Robinstone and some of her fish friends at a sleazy aquarium cocktail club.
Below she regales them with references from her life in the Earth’s tertiary period.
The course of true love seldom runs smoothly.
Alistair (aka the world’s brightest goldfish) makes a new angst-ridden friend. Errol the (Despairing) Emo enjoys a good despair. Today’s subject for despair is nipple rings.