Category Archives: Wise Colin Comedian

New species of clown fish discovered

Wise Colin attends a clown workshop.

Wise Colin hopes to star in any re-make of Finding Nemo.

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12 step program for alcoholic goldfish

A convincing argument for raising the legal drinking age for goldfish.

A common confusion amongst goldfish concerning cocktails and fire extinguishers.

Yes, I think a twelve step program is definitely called for.

Clown fish

Wise Colin attends a clown workshop

Comedian Wise Colin’s impersonation of a stuttering cow-fish

Back by popular demand – Comedian Wise Colin’s impersonation of a stuttering cow-fish!

The crowd holds its breath as Wise Colin performs his legendery impersonation of a stuttering cowfish.

What technique!

Moby Dick

Yet another reason (if one were needed) to ban goldfish from any outlet serving alcohol.

Take this typical exchange between a bartender (aka Wise Colin) and a goldfish.

Alistair, the worlds brightest goldfish, orders a cocktail.


I say, throw the bum out!

Why goldfish should NOT be allowed to drink alcohol…

A convincing argument for raising the legal drinking age for goldfish.

A common confusion amongst goldfish concerning cocktails and fire extinguishers.

Comedian Wise Colin and the Price of Stardom

Comedian Wise Colin performs his famous impersonation of a catfish dislodging a hair ball and learns about one of the harsh realities of CELEBRITY life – fickle fans.

Rapturous fans responding to comedian Wise Colin.

Wise Colin obliges the audience with another rendition.

Disappointed fans responding to comedian Wise Colin.